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September 23, 2003


Advance Party

Hello All,

It's news time sports fans and add another gray hair to mom’s head. I’ve been tasked with going on the Advance Party to the land of the forgotten liberator. Can’t say where to or when, but I can tell you a little about the job.

The Advance Party is the group of soldiers that moves to a new AO before the main body to coordinate housing, parking, food, angry 1SG’s etc. It’s not a terribly hard job, but it does require a lot of attention to detail and putting up with the bureaucracy of the Army in a garrison (see Army for tent city). I think that the biggest part of this job is not taking ‘No’ for an answer. Example, sure I can do that.

When we were at Ft. McCoy (seems like years ago) we had a scuffle with a transportation unit over our parking lot. I am hoping to prevent that from happening again. When we get to our new home, if they can’t give us what we need, we’ll just keep saying ‘no’ until they say, ‘yes.’ If only it was that easy to go home, huh?

Try not to worry (Mom, this means you) and I know that some of you will anyway (Mom, again). The area I’m headed to isn’t very ‘hot’ and I probably won’t hear a shot fired in anger until I run into that girl’s father… err, um… never mind. Seriously, I’m loading up extra ammo and some handy devices that make VERY loud noises and make HUGE messes when deployed. That and one of the other guys on the team I trust implicitly, he’s the one person I want to have with me if I do run into trouble.

This is what it takes to get out of Kuwait? I should have been more specific when I asked.

I love you all,

Will

PS – Looks like I picked a bad year to quit sniffing glue.

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God Bless you, Will. Mom's will always worry, that's what we do.
Hugs and Tugs

Posted by: Megan on September 23, 2003 04:23 PM

Will,
Be careful and take care of your self. Now alot of people are going to really worry about you. Your poor mother is proably going through alot right now. Get home safely, and soon.

Jan

Posted by: Jan on September 23, 2003 04:30 PM

Stay safe and good luck! Hope your move goes smooth. Watch out and be alert on those convoys because those are the targets lately. Hopefully your visit will be a very short one!

Posted by: Wally on September 23, 2003 04:41 PM

hey-I'm a mom. i can second that. so here's my fussy mom-advice to you in the new AO: it seems the americans are getting infamous for being trigger happy and unneccessarily cruel to the locals, when a bit of human allowance might make things a lot simpler. maybe to confuse them, you could wave a white flag if people appraoch? let em know you'd really rather start relations off on a peaceful footing, and forgo the hostilities, if at all possible? that doesnt mean you actually surrender, of course, just that you indicate up front that shooting them isn't your first choice, if they're amenable to the bunch of you getting along like ordinary people. if they shoot, of course you answer in similar fashion. they did to us, so we can do it back.

last night i had this sudden flash that the US troops ought to carry 4th of july fireworks as flares, to send up, to make it absolutely clear that it's us, when there's a confusion and possible friendly fire, so other us troops have no mistake about who is that , firing from 'over there'.
according to other encampments, expect to be mobbed by a parade of locals, begging for money, medical aid, food, answers, whereabouts of missing relatives, jobs, work, and just unloading their general despair about everything.
learn to mime, and sign back with sympathetic gestures, and nod in agreement grimly a lot.

don't touch the females, but the men expect emphatic gestures and lots of touching when they communicate: the excited hand on the shoulder, grabbing a wrist, you smacking your chest for emphasis, showing lots of emotion.

if they seem trustworthy, put em to work for you.
read the CENTCOM site, for ideas about what other units are doing, to harmonize with the locals around them.
if you need stuff that isn't on hand, see if they know how to procure it for you. if the heat or the sand is a devil, ask them what they do to cope with it.

they're a very proud and inquisitive people, and funny as hell.

and remember that white flag trick. it might actually save some lives. make em stop shooting long enough to get close enough to talk sensibly, and diffuse/defuse misundertandings.
the craziest ones come shooting, believing that americans don't believe in the same God as they do. we gotta clear up THAT misunderstanding, right now.

oh, and get a camera. we want pictures.
as in, "let's get some pictures, boys!".
crash!

Posted by: janet in Venice beach on September 23, 2003 04:57 PM

Be careful out there, Will! And know that there are many people over here who are keeping you in their thoughts and prayers. Positive thinking can go a long way....

God bless and keep you!

Posted by: Brenda on September 23, 2003 05:12 PM

Will

No matter how "unhot" (my mom would smack me for that one! LOL) the spot you're going to is - watch your back. Those cowards don't fight like people, but rather like the hyenas they are. Will keep you and your people in my prayers.

Be careful of those girls' daddies - would hate for you to come home with a butt full of buckshot! LOL

Be safe and be well.

Posted by: LV on September 23, 2003 09:31 PM

Hi Will,
Godspeed, and prayers for a safe transit to your new AO.
Be careful, and as we say in the Navy, watch your six. Of course, we all will worry, and will be thinking of you guys. Will say a prayer for your Mom too.
Keep that wonderful sense of humor going too. You'll keep morale up for your guys with that.
Hang in there, and stay safe.

Posted by: Dawn on September 23, 2003 10:26 PM

Keep your head and your ass down boy! At least you've got some good company going in with you. Glad it is someone you trust.
Am sure your mom will be doing enough worrying for all of us so will try to keep it to a minimum on this end (ha).
Stay safe my friend and "have fun storming the castle boys". Thoughts and prayers will keep ya covered here.

Posted by: Shell on September 23, 2003 10:39 PM

At first I thought this read "add another gray hair to mom’s beard." And went, huh? and had to re-read it several times. No kidding - She can be Salt and I'll be Pepa.

Speaking of glue - super glue your helmet to your head for this lil scout mission, k? In addition to not taking no for an answer, do not take any flak coming or going.

I now have you under protective custody of guardian angels working overtime.

Please drop a line, send up a flare, carrier pigeon upon your arrival or ASAP.

Kick ass, take names, show 'em why you came.

Posted by: SzaffireBlue on September 23, 2003 10:44 PM

Keep your eyes open, your butts down, and it's also a bad year to quit taking speed, or sniffing coke. *laughs*

Posted by: Judi on September 23, 2003 11:13 PM

Hey Will,

If you end up 1/2 way between there and "you know where" say hi to the ARNG 110th Maintenance Co. out of MA. My son's been there since May, and looks like we won't be seeing him until next May or later. Godspeed to you and your comrades.

Posted by: Diane on September 23, 2003 11:46 PM

Godspeed to you Will. Keep your head down. Take care out there.

ECG

Posted by: A girl from AU on September 24, 2003 12:32 AM

We'll be praying for you here in the USA. Keep your eyes open and your head down.

As for your mom and worrying, I'm a mom and I can tell you it doesn't matter whether you're in a foreign country or driving to the beach for a day in the sun, we worry. That's our job and we mom's take it seriously. I have a daughter in school about 4 hours from home and if I don't hear from her daily, I'm in the car on my way up there to see she is okay for myself.

It's a mom thing and nothing you can do or say will change it.

Be careful.

Theresa

Posted by: Theresa on September 24, 2003 06:39 AM

Hey, God bless you! take care. Hope you like this:

"For I know the plans I have for you," says the Lord, "plans to prosper you
and do you no harm, plans to give you hope and a future. You will find me
when you seek me, if you seek me with all your heart." Jeremiah 29:11,13

Posted by: Paola on September 24, 2003 08:40 AM

Kudos on the 'Airplane' reference! I think everyone feels like they have a personal stake in you and your guys getting home safely. We are a bit attached now and care about what happens.

Be the smart guy you are and stay outta trouble if you can. I look forward to your posts and wish you and everyone well. You always brighten my day by making your heavy situation a light story.

Thanks for everything!

Posted by: Cat on September 24, 2003 11:02 AM

May I add my best wishes, blessings and God speed to this growing list ?

Thank you Paola, exactly the Scripture I was going to quote...

And yes, I am also another (military) mom...so I will agree...worry is what we do, it is built in and we can't do anything else.

Be safe Will...you will stay in my prayers.

Posted by: shyanne on September 24, 2003 11:26 AM

Hey, Will. Stay safe out there pal! Can you maybe tell us a little bit about the gentle man that you trust if you ever run into trouble? Why is he the guy you want with you? Just curious.

Posted by: Ryan from Canada eh? on September 24, 2003 02:38 PM

Stay safe, stay smart and keep us all posted. We'll be praying for you, and for your mom. Another military mom.

Posted by: Merry on September 24, 2003 04:29 PM

But Wait! Leave it to our Will to set a cruel precedent for the other REMF's.

Posted by: SzaffireBlue on September 25, 2003 01:23 AM

Are ya stuck in the sand or what?? I feel like a hangin' chad!

Posted by: SzaffireBlue on October 2, 2003 02:18 PM

Join the Linux community.

Posted by: Paul on July 6, 2004 02:11 PM
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As most of the regular readers of Rooba.net know, I have a few friends that have been sent or called up for the soon-to-be-conflict in Iraq. One such friend is Will aka Will not weasel or Will from Omaha or whatever other moniker he's using on my site that day.

Will is a pretty good writer and this is the collection of his writings. It'll be interesting to hear updates from a soldier's point of view, so I'll be posting them for all to read.

Take care Will

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