November 29, 2003
Singing in the rain
Hello All, Well it's an offical Army experience, we had enough rain to get my socks wet through my boots. You know it isn't quite the same with DRY socks all the time. My Aunt once asked me, when I was smoking in the rain (there was no overhead cover), "Didn't your mother ever teach you to come in from the rain?" "Yeah, but the Army beat that out of me!" It's been drizzling on and off for about 2 days now and the dusty ground has been transformed into a soupy quagmire that makes driving seem like a demented slip and slide. However, you've got to make the most of every situation and I decided to take this opportunity to perform a full function road test of the 4x4 capabilities of my humvee (yep, I went playing). It was a valid and thorough test of the vehicle's performance capabilities in inclement weather (oh yeah, I was ALL over the place) and the truck only sustained minor cosmetic duress (dirty as a whore). Now some of you might be thinking that I went off-roading for my own personal enjoyment and that this test has no military function whatsoever. You would be right, but I needed to blow off some steam and (for everybody that knows me) I did NOT get stuck. This time. That is another story because somebody else got stuck today. Stuck bigger than shit. Stuck for 4 hours and no winch was able to pull them free. Stuck so bad for so long that the troops with the truck finally said, "to hell with it," and rodded that sucker long enough to break free, and their transmission. This was funny to watch, but grew to hysterical proportions after I found out that a SMAJ was leading the convoy that took a wrong turn and ended up stuck in the mud. Not the same SMAJ as I dealt with at KNB, but funny all the same. I'm told by the veterans of the first gulf war that this is only the beginning of the rainy season, and that the monsoons will be descending upon us in about a month. After that, the sand storms will begin anew and I should be getting close to rotating out of here. I love you all, Will 08:15 PM
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I remember here in Arizona back in '93 it rained so hard the washes over ran, it took out whole parking lots near the washes, trailers, cars, huge trees whooshed by. Sitting watching the force of water crashing over pavement, peeling it up, as the rain sheeted down so hard you couldn't see your hand held out in front of you. Take care and be careful, We have had a few of those type of rains here in San Diego, I use to take my Brat & pull people out of the mud & sand from them, You are right it is funny to watch someone studk in the mud. Best of luck to You Will. Hey Will - so is there ever a time when the conditions there are not "crappy". At least it is a change from the dust. Posted by: Shell on November 30, 2003 04:15 PM Hi Will, Don't get so focussed on coming home that you forget to watch your ass, Ace. Posted by: Peter on November 30, 2003 07:47 PMI was sent this the other day and although it's a bit early decided to share. 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY I LOOKED ALL ABOUT; NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING-- THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, WAS THIS THE HERO I REALIZED THE FAMILIES SOON 'ROUND THE WORLD THEY ALL ENJOY FREEDOM I COULDN'T HELP WONDER THE VERY THOUGHT THE SOLDIER AWAKENED "I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM. THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS, I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH This poem was written by a Marine stationed in I thought I would pass this on to a few of you and you Well did anybody ever tell you that you are not supposed to drive in a humvee alone??? You could invite us simple folks with you to get stuck in the mud anytime. Outdoor mud play has to be a blast specially if you are behind the wheels of a humvee. Anyways I am seriously envious of your digging ways but at least you have to have some fun some time. Just remember that anywhere you are you are home so make the best of a bad situation and create a little fun here and there. Besides my personal favorite is playing minor and harmless tricks on my friends or giving them gifts to make them smile. Either way you are bound to put a smile on someone's face. Muah Cassandra Posted by: Cassandra Ellis on December 1, 2003 02:04 AMWill, I agree with the another, when it is said to watch your six. Even though blowing off steam is good to do, please do not forget that it not the States that you are in, but a foreign land with eyes on you at all time. be careful and see you when you get home. Posted by: Jon & Dulcie on December 1, 2003 01:14 PMWill - that is the filthiest, most dirtiest tale I ever heard a soldier tell! Tell me more! Although I had to say the sexiest part was you smoking outside in the rain. Dayum boy! I would blow dry yer socks. F-all if I could not have have told those clowns to just wait till the mud hardens up a bit to get that piece of stuck machinery unstuck. Course ~ I'm sure they were if they were lost were they were in one helluva hurry to get the helloutta there. Havin a dry spell here~ Szaffie Posted by: SzaffireBlue on December 1, 2003 02:58 PMWill? I remember calling you something else when you took my supply truck and ran over the back of a snowmobile trailer. I just found out about this site, and am so glad that I can find out about what's going on with the xxx chem co. Those of us that got left here (for the most part) really wish we could've gone with you. It sucks feeling like we've let you go into harms way, but we've been told that we can't go with the people we've trained with for as much as 9 years(in my case). Please let everyone know that most of us, when top asked, immediately said "yes" when we were asked if we would volunteer to be caught up with the unit. We feel about as useful as tits on a bull, and most of us wish we could do something to help. Please pass my thanks on to the unit, for doing the job, for protecting me and my family, and for being there, even if I can't be with you. Tell everybody hello, and give the motor hole my hugs and kisses! Chad Posted by: chad on December 3, 2003 02:40 PMHi all - I'm a new reader and just read thru all the archives I could find from Will. Love the writing. Definitely gives a perspective that CNN wouldn't be caught dead giving. If anyone has a mailing address for Will, could you please email directly? I would like to send him and his unit a care package. It won't make it there for the holidays - but I'm sure it's welcome at any time. I'm looking forward to Dec 20th and volunteering at the USO in the Atlanta airport. Can't wait to say thanks to all those soldiers. Former Air Force Brat, Hello Will, Post a comment
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