March 04, 2003
Busy Work and The Good Game
Hello All, It's another cold and cloudy day here in Ft. Mc Coy, and things are progressing. The good news is that with all of our equipment gone (see RAILHEAD, that wonderful 48 hours of stress, cigarettes and foul language). Oh, and on a side note, I have received a bit of constructive criticism on my language. I may, on occasion spice things up with a fuck, shit piss or cocksucker, but please don't let this offend. Soldiers, generally use profanity as a tool, either to feel manly and tough (for the younger This week is one of a Canine-Equestrian Extravaganza (see Dog and Pony Show). As I said, all our equipment is gone, however, we still need to train for our missions. Without equipment, this process involves 2 soldiers standing shoulder-to-shoulder, outside (see Oh-My-God COLD or General Winter), simulating (see PRETENDING) that they are in a Humvee. Of course there are other soldiers simulating other vehicles, and we walk around like we're on a mission (simulated, of course). Now if this sounds exciting (and if it doesn't, you're probably smarter that the average Lt. Colonel)wait to hear what happens next. We go in from the simulated exercise, talk about what went right, wrong and just plain stupid, and then do it all over again. Yep. Again. Yippee. Now, I'm a veteran and I understand the purpose of training (believe me, by the time we get to where we're going, it will be WAY too late for training), but this is more like busy work. There have been some good things from it (besides frostbite), the younger soldiers are beginning to take this deployment a bit more seriously (about friggin time! I swear, I buy them books and all they do is chew on the covers!). But, for the most part, we're just killing time. Now, I'll bet that you're curious about the "Good Game" portion of this message. Well, soldiers are a different kind of animal. Male or female, we're all just a little off (not crazy, because nobody would let someone mentally deficient into the Army, OH NO!). And when you take people like these, add a stressful situation (War has not been declared, but I think we all know what's about to happen) and they are going to look for a release. That's where the "Good Game" comes in. After ANY sporting event (in the US that is) all the athletes line up to shake hands, slap each other on the butt and say, "Good Game." Well, it picked up here, and wouldn't you know it, EVERYBODY is slapping EVERYBODY on the ass and saying, "Good Game." To the outsider, looking in, I admit that it may appear odd. All these testosterone charged soldiers walking around and slapping each others butts (I kind of like it when the females slap mine, or, even better, another females!!!!). But, it kind of makes sense. I know of no gay soldiers in my unit (and I really don't care, but that's something else entirely), but this "Good Game" thing has taken on a life of it's own. People are actually going out of their way to slap the asses of members of the same sex. I see no sexual intent, and have none for myself (outside of the females, of course) but some people are actual targets for this. Example, Our Hero (Yours Truly) has established a Oh, and someone has dedicated a website to these emails. You can find it at http://rooba.net/will/ The creators are friends of Captain Rooba, and you can locate him at www.rooba.net. The Captain and I have been friends for a while now, and I can't wait to drink Guinness with him again. Well, I'd better get going, somebody's looking at my butt, and I don't think that this one's going to be simulated. Love, Will 01:17 AM
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Good luck and good hunting from Samizdata Bag a Republican Guard or two for me will ya? Will -- As you enter Harm's WAY, your contribution is appreciated. I understand the severity of your task and wish you well. God Bless & Good Hunting. May your aim be true and your victory swift and relatively bloodless. Matt McGuirl I understand that you enlisted in South Dakota. Make us proud!!!! Funny stuff keep it up. Posted by: Dan Avery on March 18, 2003 06:03 PMWHO IS JACK SCHITT For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my research efforts, you can now respond in an Intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt, " you can correct them. Something to make you smile. God Bless Post a comment
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As most of the regular readers of Rooba.net know, I have a few friends that have been sent or called up for the soon-to-be-conflict in Iraq. One such friend is Will aka Will not weasel or Will from Omaha or whatever other moniker he's using on my site that day.
Will is a pretty good writer and this is the collection of his writings. It'll be interesting to hear updates from a soldier's point of view, so I'll be posting them for all to read. Take care Will ~Captain Rooba
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